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10.06.2025 06:34

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Are there any nude pictures of women with big tits?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
Would you respect the US with a woman as president?
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
Do other British people agree that the UK should reconquer Ireland?
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
I'm British and feel ashamed of the crimes of British colonialism. What should I do?
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
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Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What do you think is the most powerful line in the song "Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien" by Édith Piaf?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
Then came..