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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 06:34

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

Minds and Behinds

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

share office space ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Are there any nude pictures of women with big tits?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

Would you respect the US with a woman as president?

Unacceptable again!

Freaks and Cheeks

No, not a chance

Do other British people agree that the UK should reconquer Ireland?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So they tried

I am skinny, I have been doing 100 pushups a day for more than a month and am seeing very few results, everything is so unfair, I workout more than anyone I know and am still skinny, why cant I build muscle?

Nuts and Butts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Thumbs down again.

Loons and Moons

I'm British and feel ashamed of the crimes of British colonialism. What should I do?

No go.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Everyone loved it.

What are some possible reasons for an unfaithful spouse to not confess their affair to their partner and instead end it without telling them?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

They put up a sign reading

Just Forget it!

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Still no good

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What do you think is the most powerful line in the song "Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien" by Édith Piaf?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No way

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

Then came..

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